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Wi-Fi host (noun) : a person with a Wi-Fi connection who has meager defenses and an unblocked signal allowing 'parasites' easy access to tap in and access the internet at the same time, causing the host to experience slower download rates and other annoyances

"You new laptop is really nice. How much do you pay for internet access?" "Why should I pay anything for access when there are so many Wi-Fi hosts out there just waiting for me to hitch onto them for a free ride."

Submitted by: Kimberly from Pennsylvania on Nov. 07, 2007 09:40

Wi-Fi remora (noun) : Like the remora that roams the seas looking for a host to get a free ride with, the Wi-Fi remora is someone riding the airwaves in search of a host router to connect to, in order to catch a free ride through the internet.

I realized that a Wi-Fi Remora was having a parasitical relationship with my router and slowing down my internet speed, so I secured my connection so they cannot attach themselves to me ever again!

Submitted by: J.C. Moore from Pennsylvania on Nov. 07, 2007 10:14

Wi-Fi shark (verb) : from sharks and how they move about the ocean searching for prey; to circle about a location in search of a Wi-Fi signal and then to log on as quickly as possible before the signal fades again

Unable to locate a signal at the coffee shop, Luke began to Wi-Fi shark, moving from seat to seat and in the process frustrated the person who was waiting on him.

Submitted by: Anonymous on Nov. 05, 2007 14:04

Wi-Fi witching (verb) : dowsing for wireless signal

Submitted by: Anonymous on Nov. 23, 2005 22:04

Wi-Fiend (noun) : A person who is completely addicted to and must be connected to the internet at all times either through desk top computer, notebook computer, palm pilot, cell phone, etc...

That Wi-Fiend spends all day on the internet no matter where he is.

Submitted by: Opra Windoodles from Pennsylvania on Oct. 31, 2007 09:19

Wi-Five (verb) : To instant message someone to congratulate them on good news.

I sent a Wi-Five to my friend on her recent promotion.

Submitted by: J.C. from Pennsylvania on Oct. 23, 2007 09:54

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