Search results for 'queue':

Queuebris (noun) : A profound, yet completely unearned, feeling of superiority deriving from a situation in which one is in large part the benficiary of blind luck or circumstance.

Spencer got on the end of the long line for tickets to “Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones” later than he had intended to, however, twenty minutes later, as he noticed the line stretching even further behind him, he was overcome with the warm intoxication of queuebris. —Andrew L. Erdman, Passing coversation, N/A

Submitted by: Andy Erdman from New York on Oct. 06, 2005 11:49

queuefuffle (noun) : Disagreement among people waiting in a line. Often occurs when one person lets others cut in or when people disagree about who was first. Alternative spelling: q-fuffle

Before the queuefuffle started, I was minding my own business, simply hoping to buy four tickets to the concert.

Submitted by: Sonsie from California on Apr. 30, 2007 15:54

queuepression (noun) : the perceived shortening and movement of a queue not due to entries (people, cars, messages, jobs, etc.) being removed from the head of the queue, but rather due to the queue entries packing closer together.

We thought the line was moving, but it was just queuepression.

Submitted by: Forest Gower from Washington on Aug. 19, 2007 20:01

queuestipated (adjective) : Suffering queue paralysis by having at home the maximum number of DVDs from Netflix and failing to watch them. Often caused by a high concentration of art or foreign films— those which the subscriber thinks he *should* see but is never in the mood. The only known cure is to seal those DVDs up, unwatched, and drop them in the mail.

I'm sitting on "Antonia's Line", "Mystic River", and "Cries and Whispers". I'm totally queuestipated. I'll never get to watch "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang"!

Submitted by: curakster from California on Feb. 05, 2006 00:07

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