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captain obvious

(noun) : a person who says something that is so evident and obvious that after the statement is made it makes that person look completely asinine and foolish

Thank you, Captain Obvious! I know to use my umbrella when it is raining out!

Submitted by: Kimberly from Pennsylvania on Aug. 14, 2007 12:20

(noun) : Person who believes they are making you realize something when you already know the something they were trying to make you realize

Thanks to Captain Obvious's work with fast-food coffee cup lids, we now know that coffee is hot.

Submitted by: Gena from Michigan on May. 02, 2007 22:51

(noun) : people who actually submit obviosities like "LOL" and "IMO" to this collection of oddities

Submitted by: badaBING from California on Nov. 14, 2006 00:08

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